You need to really be careful, Mr Jasper Mat Stone… because you never know when you’re going to run into someone who knows a lot about you. It just so happens that your Sharon is my very own Sister! And Sharon has told me exactly what a f**king, a***ole, piece of s**t you really are as a person. So you can take your mountains of money (it’s probably counterfeit anyway) and do what you think Steve King (my old friend) should do! I’ve got your number, Stone!

[Hey, Stephen, this was hilarious. Another one of your writer’s characters you’ve kept hidden from us? Write on, my friend. You are, indeed, an inspiration! ❤️ ~~ Joan]