Hey Roy, that’s a new trend in rodent eyewear! It comes in Hamster Black and Hamster Brown, sold by a company called Squeaky Life, an undercover spinoff of CoverGirl. It sells for $12.00 smackers a pop. We gals try not to tell the men folk about it. They just don’t get that there’s such a thing as Rodent Vanity that’s important to the snot-nosed kids who, fortunately, don’t yet wear mascara. But, on the other hand, the price of those damn Gummy Bear Vitamins… Geez!

My rescue cat, Jason, who was almost dead on rescue, cost me — over the 16 years of his lovely life span — $36, ooo. Kitties get cancer too. But that’s a whole other story.

What would we do without our four-legged furries??!! 🙄