Here they are again, Allan! More satirical details of utter perfection that still have me ROTFLMAO!

And if there were anyone who could help Jared’s pop-in-law squeeze info from Dr. Kissinger about lulling Mueller into thinking Trump is actually not guilty of a dozen crimes, he’d certainly be the one with the experience. Perhaps Kissinger will offer to pray with Trump… just before he submits his resignation letter to the American public.

Well… we can all dream, can’t we?