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He Calls Me Rainbow

I Call Him Annoying (Part I)

Joan A. Evans
5 min readJun 13, 2018
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He says my moods are always visible to him
by the aura of colors surrounding me.
He calls it my unique living palette
which moves through a range, he says,
from wonderful to miserable, gentle to gruff,
placid to powerful. Today supposedly I was
all-together opaque, dark… a slate gray of
sullen silence, as foreboding as a coming storm.
You are impossible,” he said… “a carry-over from when
we spoke of religions.
” I reminded him he broke our solemn pact,
the one where we agreed never to discuss religion or politics.
Sometimes pacts need to be broken.” he spat out.
Go to hell” I spat back, and left the room, dragging my
slate gray sullenness behind me, watching it darken
to a charcoal black as I marched myself out.
Awww, lighten up! I need you in a good mood… pleeeez!
Remember, my mother is coming to stay for two weeks… Oh god!
You suddenly look like cold, congealed porridge with smashed raspberries!

I just stopped dead in my sneakers and stared for a full two minutes.
Good,” I said, stone faced as oatmeal.“Get used to this look
because that’s exactly what I’m going to feed her while she’s here!

I did a swishy ballet twirl, sneakers and all, and a beautiful
plié out of the room. Arms and head held high.

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Joan A. Evans
Joan A. Evans

Written by Joan A. Evans

▪️ education: clinical psycologist, PhD. ▪️ vocation: writer, with the heart of a poet. ▪️ avocation: connoisseur of human folly. ▪️ philosophy: cats rule

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