Having just read your piece (laughing all the way through it with my *melted* brain, for months now, not any longer intact), I was actually a bit fearful that *my* penchant for black humor is far more dark than yours.

You’ve clearly nailed it over there at our White House (now haunted). It was a good thing you stopped writing when you did because your brain would truly have exploded at Trump’s evil spawn, Ivanka, was knighted by Daddy to take over all the meetings at the G20, sitting at the table with all those World Leaders (likely because Papa couldn’t remember their names or why he was even there). Yes, I know…she wasn’t elected to be anything…but, then again, neither was he.

Thanks for writing this! I enjoyed it and there’s always comfort in knowing one is not alone when one is losing it!

P.S. One really small point for clarification: “Morning Joke” wasn’t the one who had the penis extension… primarily because he doesn’t have one.