Harper Thorpe, you are indeed wonderful at making me laugh in these dark times when I often feel my head will explode.

Please get your hands on Trump’s mailing list — you know, the one with his bat shit crazy base voter list — and print up multiple copies of “Headed To Jail” and please, please, please mail it to every last one of those evil bastards and bitches! Thank you!!!!!

*I’ll pay for the postage*