Harper Thorpe, one of two things is happening with you:

1. You just started drinking Sarah HucksterFullOfShit what’shername’s Kool Ade;
2. You’re being oh so funny (as usual) and wonderfully sarcastic.

I choose to believe the latter, although I can’t really speak for Allan Ishac.

PS: There’s also the slightest possibility, Harper, that you’re off your meds… but… nah! I think not.