Allan, lard-ass Trump is just pissed that the damn Kenyan played far more and better golf than he ever will in a wide variety of very cool and elegant golf clubs that would never accept Trump as a Member. Or even as a Guest. And, further, that our beloved former President, Barack Obama, had a perfectly thin, muscular body as well as all his own hair. Little man Trump never got over that as, each morning, he curses the damned Kenyan as he looks at himself in his gold trimmed mirror, or whenever he has to look at those ugly pics (always showing up on Twitter) taken by the press of his very fat rear while trying to swing a golf club over his enormous and extremely flabby gut filled with cheetos.

As far as Joel Osteen goes, Trump wouldn’t recognize the inside of a church unless told so first hand by one of his handlers. And when it comes to prayer, he only ever prays to some big real estate mogul in the sky asking for Trump Towers to be built in Moscow, for which he also prays he will not be imprisoned.