Allan, If Bob Mueller pulls this Trump Birthday Gift off — and there’s no reason to believe he won’t — then I think this would be the perfect occasion for you to throw a big celebratory party for your passionate and loyal readers who have stayed with you every day you have sacrificed everything to write brilliantly about this schmuck in order to shine a light on this unfit, deeply corrupt, orange accident. What do you say? 🎊🎊🎊🥂🥂🥂 Costumes?

Who’s in?