Allan, I was reading aloud your “Moron” piece to my Partner this morning because he absolutely loathes trump. I thought I’d cheer up his breakfast. But he just said “those rinky dinks are such wusses, they just can’t tell the absolute truth!”

So I asked him “If you were on trump’s staff, what would you say about him?”

Scowling, and without thinking about it, he reeled it off. I quote him here, verbatim: “That’s easy. I’d just tell the truth. Trump is nothing more than a yellow bellied, pussy-eating, race-baiting, bat shit crazy, dumb as a box of hair, lazy assed, selfishly evil, unmitigated fucker.”

I corrected him on one point. I said… “Don’t you mean “Orange bellied?” He reluctantly conceded.